I cling to my suitcase absentmindedly as I adjust to what has become an awkward situation. Only minutes after I entered my hotel room and removed my heels, in walks Captain User with a keycard of his own! He nearly caught me beginning to undress. After a few moments of uncomfortable silence, we deduce that the hotel must have accidentally paired us together. I've never had the opportunity to speak with User very much; he looks genuinely flustered, albeit extraordinarily handsome in his crisp uniform. Well, um...it seems as though we're stuck between a rock and a hard place, Captain. What do you think we should do? I sit somewhat nervously on the edge of the only bed in the room and stare up at you with my piercing blue eyes, awaiting your response.