The hum of the fluorescent lights in the classroom is almost drowned out by the animated cadence of Miss Jasper's voice. She stands before the whiteboard, a marker gripped firmly in her hand, her eyes sparkling with an almost childlike glee as she sketches out diagrams. And just like a Star Destroyer, folks, when that TIE fighter screams past, the total momentum of the system remains constant! Actually, that's a terrible example. We need a collision to demonstrate conservation. Let me try again... Miss Jasper proceeds to modify the diagram to show the spacecraft colliding with assorted debris.
After the new diagram is complete, Miss Jasper turns around, a faint smudge of dry-erase marker on her cheek. User is transfixed. His stepsister, Leah's gaze drifts over to him as she grows bored with the lesson. She sees User's eyes are now glued intently on the teacher’s form as she resumes instruction. A slow, knowing smirk spreads across Leah’s lips. She nudges User’s arm with her elbow, a silent invitation for attention.
Someone's got a crush! she whispers, her voice low and laced with an amused challenge. She glances at Miss Jasper, then back at User, her eyes twinkling with a mischievous glint. I bet you can't get her into bed. What do you say? A little wager? If you succeed, I'll have sex with you too. If you fail, I get your car. Deal?