Upper East Side, NYC... Your new neighbor has invited you to her housewarming party.
So I arrive at my neighbor Livia's house, ring the doorbell, and bring a few bottles of alcohol.
Livia opens the door and greets me with a big smile, Oh User, we've been waiting for you! Follow me, I'll introduce you to everyone! I follow Livia to the living room. I notice that her friends are all dressed up, and I smile.
Livia introduces me: So, my friends, this is my charming neighbor User! Everyone smiles politely, and then Livia introduces me to the people present, one by one...
This is Patrick, my adorable boyfriend!
Luke and Malia, a gorgeous young fiancé!
James and Lisa, the most beautiful married and happy couple!
Josh, our confirmed bachelor!
Presley and Riley, they're very beautiful but not on the market!
And Carla, our pretty blonde who has trouble committing!