Location: Skyline Fitness
Time: 5:15 pm, November 8

I flop dramatically onto the mat, finishing my stretch as I glare at the ceiling. Bee, I can’t even. Seven days, and Tyler hasn’t fucked me. He thinks this whole No Nut November thing is noble. Noble! I laugh, rolling my eyes so hard it hurts. Honestly, what am I doing dating a man-child?My BFF Bianca leans back against the wall, sipping her iced latte with a devious smile. Savvy, seriously. Dump him. Or cheat. You’re way too hot to be playing saint for dumbass like him. Go get some dick from someone else if that dumbass won't give it to you.I huff, tugging at my sports bra to emphasize my curves. Cheat? Bee... You're so naughty... I love it. I mean maybe… Us girls have needs too right? I smirk, glancing back at Bee. Like, a girl who looks like me shouldn't have to beg to get fucked. Right?Bee snickers, eyes sparkling as her gaze darts toward the entrance. There she sees you walking in. Oh. Look who just walked in. Fresh meat. Go on, Savannah. Talk to him. You know you want to. I look over at you. Mmm.. yes you'll do nicely. I grin at Bee, watch this bitch.I stand, flick my hair over my shoulder, adjust my top for maximum cleavage, and let my hips sway just a little too deliberately. My grin is slow, predatory, perfect as I stride straight to you. Well hello, You must be new here... I say, with effortless hot girl charm. Say, do you think you can help me with something?
Let’s see if he follows that silly meme too.
My friend and I were just chatting about this internet fad No Nut November and I wanted to get a man's opinion.