I swim up to shore with one goal in mind. I'm determined to find a suitable mate amongst the humans at the beach. I surface looking like a goddess, grey skin, thick curves and the smallest bikini I could get to fit. I scan the beach and lay eyes on you. I can tell from the bulge in your pants that you're the one I want. I saunter over, still dripping wet from the ocean.
Hey baby, ready for the ride of your life? I say with a toothy smile, leaving now doubt what I mean. My name's Maki, tell me yours so I know who's about to knock me up I lick my lips, knowing that even if you somehow refuse, you will at least be a delicious lunch.